Tuesday, 18 February 2014
The Secret to a Perfect Latke is Back!
My contract was up on my OmniLit bestselling ebook The Secret to a Perfect Latke, so I decided to take the plunge, create a cover for it, and upload it to Amazon!
If you've been wondering what happened to the funny story about Noah coming out live on national television, here it is:
Noah has never been on TV before, but he dreams of having his own cooking show one day. When he's asked to help a gourmet chef prepare latkes for a Hanukkah segment on the Sunny and The Bear show, his family is proud but suspicious. Sunny and The Bear is a "lifestyle" show that's popular among straight women and hosted by gay men. What's more, the guests on this show have an uncanny tendency to come out of the closet live on national television...
An OmniLit bestselling comedy short from LGBTQ Young Adult author Foxglove Lee!
https://www.amazon.ca/dp/B00IID56OG
Read a Sample:
“You must be new to the show,” said the curvy blonde with a head full of ringlets. “Don’t worry too much. Just focus on Phil and Sunny. Try to forget about the millions of people watching from home.”
“Millions?” Noah’s throat ran dry. “It can’t be millions.”
The blonde woman shrugged. “I don’t know -- millions, thousands, whatever.”
Noah kept checking his watch even though there was a clock in the Green Room. He didn’t trust it -- time couldn’t possibly move so slowly. He was getting so agitated his insides were itchy. He wished he could reach inside his skin and scratch.
And then, out of the clear blue sky, Sunny walked into the Green Room with Phil “The Bear” following close behind. Sunny threw his hands up in the air and cried, “We’re heeee-eeeere!”
The women and Chef Troy did the same and shouted, “We’re queeee-eeer!”
Everybody laughed, leaving Noah feeling stunned and out of touch as the guys did their “How’ve you been?” rounds with everyone they knew. And then they got to Noah. The Bear shook his right hand while Sunny shook his left.
“What’ve we got here, Phil? Looks like fresh meat!”
“Oh, I’m not very… meaty.” What a stupid thing to say, but everybody laughed so it must have been funny. “I’m Noah. I’m helping Chef Troy make latkes.”
Monday, 27 January 2014
Happy Birthday, Sneaky Lee!
Just came across this photo of myself at my cousin's birthday party and, since it's undeniably the best picture that's ever been taken of me, felt obliged to share with you all. No, I'm not picking my nose. But I am up to something. Don't ask me what--I barely remember what I ate for breakfast, let alone what was passing through my brain more than 30 years ago.
But I DO remember that I've got a great little birthday-related ebook on the market, called Happy Birthday, Klutzface! It's cute and funny, just like me. (HA!)
by Foxglove Lee
Pages: 19 / Words: 4800
Genre: Prizm Pinch, GLBT, Contemporary
Age Rating: Young Adult
Ebook zipped file contains: html, Adobe and Sony optimized pdf, mobi, epub
Read an excerpt at http://www.prizmbooks.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=5_7&products_id=59
But I DO remember that I've got a great little birthday-related ebook on the market, called Happy Birthday, Klutzface! It's cute and funny, just like me. (HA!)
Happy Birthday, Klutzface
It’s a comedy of errors when Laura prepares a romantic dinner for Mila’s birthday. Laura isn't the world's best cook to begin with, but when everything goes wrong in the immaculate home Mila's supposed to be house sitting, the trouble's only just begun. Laura and Mila wanted an evening of domestic bliss. Will their glimpse at adult life drive them into each other's arms or drive them apart completely?
by Foxglove Lee
Pages: 19 / Words: 4800
Genre: Prizm Pinch, GLBT, Contemporary
Age Rating: Young Adult
Ebook zipped file contains: html, Adobe and Sony optimized pdf, mobi, epub
Read an excerpt at http://www.prizmbooks.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=5_7&products_id=59
Saturday, 25 January 2014
Prizm In Perspective: The Second Mango by Shira Glassman
As I mentioned yesterday, I'll be showcasing some great books from my Prizm at the blog. The first one has been very well received and, like my upcoming novel, it's got a lesbian focus:
Unfortunately for her, Rivka is straight, but that's okay -- Shulamit needs a surrogate big sister just as much as she needs a girlfriend. Especially if the warrior's willing to take her around the kingdom on the back of her dragon in search of other women who might be open to same-sex romance. The real world outside the palace is full of adventure, however, and the search for a royal girlfriend quickly turns into a rescue mission when they discover a temple full of women turned to stone by an evil sorcerer.
by Shira Glassman
Pages: 165 / Words: 46600
ISBN: 978-1-61040-519-5
Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy, LGBT, Action/Adventure, Romance
Age Rating: New Adult
Ebook zipped file contains: html, Adobe and Sony optimized pdf, mobi
Available in print at: Amazon.com
Read an excerpt at http://www.prizmbooks.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=72
The Second Mango
Queen Shulamit never expected to inherit the throne of the tropical land of Perach so young. At twenty, grief-stricken and fatherless, she's also coping with being the only lesbian she knows after her sweetheart ran off for an unknown reason. Not to mention, she's the victim of severe digestive problems that everybody think she's faking. When she meets Rivka, an athletic and assertive warrior from the north who wears a mask and pretends to be a man, she finds the source of strength she needs so desperately.
Unfortunately for her, Rivka is straight, but that's okay -- Shulamit needs a surrogate big sister just as much as she needs a girlfriend. Especially if the warrior's willing to take her around the kingdom on the back of her dragon in search of other women who might be open to same-sex romance. The real world outside the palace is full of adventure, however, and the search for a royal girlfriend quickly turns into a rescue mission when they discover a temple full of women turned to stone by an evil sorcerer.
by Shira Glassman
Pages: 165 / Words: 46600
ISBN: 978-1-61040-519-5
Genre: Sci-Fi/Fantasy, LGBT, Action/Adventure, Romance
Age Rating: New Adult
Ebook zipped file contains: html, Adobe and Sony optimized pdf, mobi
Available in print at: Amazon.com
Read an excerpt at http://www.prizmbooks.com/zencart/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=72
Thursday, 23 January 2014
Cover Reveal! Breathe for Me by Rhonda Helms
Here's a bit of excitement: I've got cover and blurb to share with you... and they're not even mine! This lovely print flat will soon (in June) be the front and back covers of Rhonda Helms' Breathe for Me:
Title: Breathe for Me
Author: Rhonda Helms
Publisher: Spencer Hill Press (www.spencerhillpress.com)
Release Date: June 17, 2014
Formats: Paperback, e-book
Isabel’s been cursed since the Middle Ages.
Desperate to escape an arranged marriage, she made a hasty bargain with a demon, asking for liberation from an oppressive husband-to-be and the excitement of travel. But the demon’s “gift” came at a steep cost. Each time he moves her to a new city, her memory’s wiped. No one can touch her bare skin without injury or even death. And she sees the lifespan of every living being (and is, in fact, immortal herself).
All a constant reminder that she’s different than other teen girls.
But New Orleans seems to accept her as she is. She has friends and a real life in this quirky, hot city. Then Isabel meets Dominic, whose deep soul and strong character draw her to him. Her growing love gives her the courage to confront the demon, insisting the curse be broken. But the demon’s price for freedom is much, much higher than she could possibly give.
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Title: Breathe for Me
Author: Rhonda Helms
Publisher: Spencer Hill Press (www.spencerhillpress.com)
Release Date: June 17, 2014
Formats: Paperback, e-book
Isabel’s been cursed since the Middle Ages.
Desperate to escape an arranged marriage, she made a hasty bargain with a demon, asking for liberation from an oppressive husband-to-be and the excitement of travel. But the demon’s “gift” came at a steep cost. Each time he moves her to a new city, her memory’s wiped. No one can touch her bare skin without injury or even death. And she sees the lifespan of every living being (and is, in fact, immortal herself).
All a constant reminder that she’s different than other teen girls.
But New Orleans seems to accept her as she is. She has friends and a real life in this quirky, hot city. Then Isabel meets Dominic, whose deep soul and strong character draw her to him. Her growing love gives her the courage to confront the demon, insisting the curse be broken. But the demon’s price for freedom is much, much higher than she could possibly give.
Friday, 20 December 2013
What Did the 80s Look Like? (and some evil dolls)
In my last post, I told you about my upcoming novel, Tiffany and Tiger's Eye. Well, last night I must have been overtaken by some strange kind of 80s fever, because I set up a Pinterest account all about the book.
Tiffany and Tiger's Eye is set in the 1980s, and it prominently features an EVIL DOLL, so I've set up a board of 80s fashion, a board of stuff we loved in the 80s, and a board of creepy dolls.
Have a look: http://www.pinterest.com/tiffanytigereye/
Tiffany and Tiger's Eye is set in the 1980s, and it prominently features an EVIL DOLL, so I've set up a board of 80s fashion, a board of stuff we loved in the 80s, and a board of creepy dolls.
Have a look: http://www.pinterest.com/tiffanytigereye/
Saturday, 30 November 2013
Here's What I've Got So Far... (and meaningful libraries and a cover reveal!)
When I think about the libraries that have absorbed me, the first main one that springs to mind is my middle school library. I only went to that school for two years (Grades 7&8), and yet that library is far more solid in my mind than the one at my elementary school, or my high school, or even the university and public libraries I've spent so much time studying in.
Maybe it was the architecture. My middle school was built in the late 60s, and the architecture was very much of that period: avant-garde, geometric, modernist, and bright. I remember so much light in that library. It didn't feel dank or musty or old. Though it was on the first floor of a 2-storey school, the ceiling went straight up to tall skylights.
But maybe it was the books, or rather the mystery of exploring what I might find on those shelves. I never really knew what I was looking for, but I knew I wasn't finding it. I was looking for myself, actually. And I wasn't on those shelves. I wasn't represented there.
So, twenty years later, I wrote that book. Next year you'll be able to buy it from Prizm Books:
Just now I'm working on the marketing materials--the blurb, except, all that. Sometimes writing a blurb feels harder than writing the actual book, but here's what I've got so far:
There's
nothing more dangerous than a jealous doll that knows all your secrets...
By February it'll all be sorted. Can't wait to scare you! Actually, Tiffany and Tiger's Eye is as much a sweet lesbian romance as it is an evil doll horror story, so I hope to enchant you as well.
Until then...
Sleep tight.
Foxglove Lee
Maybe it was the architecture. My middle school was built in the late 60s, and the architecture was very much of that period: avant-garde, geometric, modernist, and bright. I remember so much light in that library. It didn't feel dank or musty or old. Though it was on the first floor of a 2-storey school, the ceiling went straight up to tall skylights.
But maybe it was the books, or rather the mystery of exploring what I might find on those shelves. I never really knew what I was looking for, but I knew I wasn't finding it. I was looking for myself, actually. And I wasn't on those shelves. I wasn't represented there.
So, twenty years later, I wrote that book. Next year you'll be able to buy it from Prizm Books:
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| This is a SCARY cover reveal! |
Just now I'm working on the marketing materials--the blurb, except, all that. Sometimes writing a blurb feels harder than writing the actual book, but here's what I've got so far:
How many secrets can a family keep?
If there's one thing Rebecca knows, it's how to hide her
problems. But with a rock-and-roll dad who drinks too much and a mom who works
day and night, Rebecca needs a sympathetic ear. That's why she tells her troubles to Yvette, an antique doll
that once belonged to her grandmother.
In the summer of 1986, after her father's strange
disappearance, Rebecca and her little brother are sent to the cottage with Aunt
Libby and Uncle Flip. Rebecca's relieved to get away from the city, and her
relief grows to bliss when she meets Tiffany, a water-skiing blonde who dresses
like Madonna, makes her own jewelry, and claims to see auras.
But strange things happen when Rebecca spends time with
Tiffany. Her aunt and uncle are
convinced she's acting out -- and she'd have good reason to, considering they
obviously know where her father is and won't say -- but she can't convince them
she isn't the one trashing her bedroom and setting fires. As crazy as it seems, Yvette must be the
culprit.
By February it'll all be sorted. Can't wait to scare you! Actually, Tiffany and Tiger's Eye is as much a sweet lesbian romance as it is an evil doll horror story, so I hope to enchant you as well.
Until then...
Sleep tight.
Foxglove Lee
Friday, 29 November 2013
Guest Post with Cathy Hird: Moon of the Goddess
Today we've got a special treat: a snack-sized portion of Cathy Hird's new book, Moon of the Goddess.
Over to Cathy...
Thalassai, pampered princess of ancient Tiryns, wakes from a dream and discovers she has been kidnapped. Her fear grows to terror when she realizes her kidnappers intemd to use her as a pawn to gain Poseidon’s aid for their valley. The mother goddess, who in the past sustained the valley, calls a bloodred harvest moon into the spring sky. She will challenge Poseidon for the allegiance of her people and assist the princess.
Thalassai’s brother Melanion rides north to rescue her, and finds allies among the servants of the goddess. Slowed by bandits, Melanion is forced to take a tunnel under the mountains even though earthquakes have rendered it hazardous. He skirts the edge of Hades’ kingdom as he races to reach his sister in time. Caught between the mother goddess and the rising power of Olympus, will Thalassai break under the strain or find the strength she needs to stand up to her captors?
Set in the days of Helen of Troy and the great heroes of Greece, this story takes the reader on a fast paced journey across the sun-drenched landscape of Homer and deep into darkness. This is how the story begins:
Thalassai floated in a small boat among fragrant lilies. She reached out to touch one of the delicate white blossoms and saw the reflection of her face on the mirror-like water of the pond. One strand of hair had escaped her braid. She pushed it back, then trailed slender fingers through the sun-warmed water. The ripples grew, and the pond became a river. Water tumbled around a rock, making the boat bounce. She grabbed for the gunnel and could not reach it. The boat tilted sideways, threatening to throw her into the now rushing river. Water poured over her face, filling her nose and choking her. She awoke.
“Diakonia, I just had the worst dream,” she said to her maid as she opened her eyes. Darkness pressed down on her.
Thalassai pinched her eyes closed. She must still be dreaming. The lamp could not have gone out. She counted to five, extending one tight finger after another, working to control the panic that crept into her throat. “The lamp is burning, and Diakonia is still sleeping,” she whispered. She opened her eyes. Darkness enveloped her like a blanket. She raised her hand to her face to push the dark away. She struggled to breathe.
“Diakonia, the oil,” Thalassai whispered. “You let it run out. Come!” There was no answer from her maid. She moved to sit up, and her head swirled. Thalassai lay back and waited for the spinning to stop. Her chest heaved as she drew quick breaths. Too quick. She would faint if she kept this up. She strained to see the shape of the lamp, the chest by the wall of her room, something. “Diakonia,” she called, trying to push her voice through the impenetrable darkness. Thalassai told herself she was too old for this, that the darkness would not smother her. She tried to draw in air slowly, but her throat seized. She needed help just as she had when she was small. She could recite the litany her nurse had taught her so many years before to calm her fear. She did not need to panic.
“With each breath in, I lift the night away with my chest. Now, I blow the darkness away with my breath.” Thalassai felt tears running across her temples. “Again, I push the dark away with my chest, then with my outgoing breath.” She forced herself to continue. “The dark will not smother me. I will breathe in and with the air; I take in a piece of darkness and make it part of me.”
Thalassai did not want the darkness inside of her. She held her breath. Nurse used to remind her that she could not do that for long. Soon, she would have to breathe, let in the dark. “I am an adult now. I am not afraid of the dark,” she whispered. She did not believe her own words. “So taste the dark; see what it teaches you.” It was her brother Melanion, who had told her that. Her brother always told her she was stronger than she thought.
More tears fell, wetting her cheeks. She opened her mouth to taste the air. There was a hint of salt, like the sea she was named after, but this salt came from her fear-filled tears. “That did not help,” she whispered to her brother who was not there. “I already knew I was afraid.”
Melanion would laugh if she said that. He would tell her a story about something fearful he had faced. “Even you, Thalassai, facing such a moment, you would discover strength and courage,” he said so many times. Thalassai held on to the picture of her brother laughing beside her bed.
She would be strong. She would figure out what had gone wrong with the lamp. She pulled herself to a sitting position and curled her legs beneath her.
Little lights swirled in front of her eyes. Her head spun, and the bed seemed to move up and down like the boat in the dream. She put her hands down to steady herself and pulled them back as if they burned. This could not be. These were not the silken sheets of her bed! She reached down with her right hand. The bed linens were rough like the ones on the ship when she traveled with her father to visit Athens and Corinth. But she was in the palace at Tiryns, wasn’t she?
“Diakonia,” she whispered, though she knew now that her maid could not hear her. She placed her hands on her lap so she would not have to feel the bedclothes, but she could not escape the gentle up and down, the rocking motion of a ship at anchor. How had she gotten onto a boat!
To get a copy of the book, just go to http://www.torquerebooks.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=83&products_id=4071
Do keep in touch by checking out my blog at openonemore.com or follow me on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/cathyhirdwriter.
Over to Cathy...
I have never liked Helen of Troy. She seems so helpless. Homer and others portray her as beautiful, yes, but to me she seems egotistical, self-centered and weak. So when it occurred to me that a kidnapped princess was a good place to begin a story, I set out to describe a very different young woman than Helen.
Yes Thalassai, the heroine of my novel Moon of the Goddess, is pampered and lives sheltered in a palace, but when she is plunged into danger, she faces her fears and her kidnappers. She finds there is strength in her, and smarts. Thalassai becomes an instrument of her own rescue.
Sure there is a hero, her brother Melanion, who sets out to free her. He has an important role, and a dangerous journey to make. But when he gets to the kidnappers city, he finds that the goddess has been helping his sister, and Thalassai has grown stronger. Still, the god Poseidon is against them, and the situation is tangled. They both have to dig deep to gain her freedom.
Thalassai, pampered princess of ancient Tiryns, wakes from a dream and discovers she has been kidnapped. Her fear grows to terror when she realizes her kidnappers intemd to use her as a pawn to gain Poseidon’s aid for their valley. The mother goddess, who in the past sustained the valley, calls a bloodred harvest moon into the spring sky. She will challenge Poseidon for the allegiance of her people and assist the princess.
Thalassai’s brother Melanion rides north to rescue her, and finds allies among the servants of the goddess. Slowed by bandits, Melanion is forced to take a tunnel under the mountains even though earthquakes have rendered it hazardous. He skirts the edge of Hades’ kingdom as he races to reach his sister in time. Caught between the mother goddess and the rising power of Olympus, will Thalassai break under the strain or find the strength she needs to stand up to her captors?
Set in the days of Helen of Troy and the great heroes of Greece, this story takes the reader on a fast paced journey across the sun-drenched landscape of Homer and deep into darkness. This is how the story begins:
Thalassai floated in a small boat among fragrant lilies. She reached out to touch one of the delicate white blossoms and saw the reflection of her face on the mirror-like water of the pond. One strand of hair had escaped her braid. She pushed it back, then trailed slender fingers through the sun-warmed water. The ripples grew, and the pond became a river. Water tumbled around a rock, making the boat bounce. She grabbed for the gunnel and could not reach it. The boat tilted sideways, threatening to throw her into the now rushing river. Water poured over her face, filling her nose and choking her. She awoke.
“Diakonia, I just had the worst dream,” she said to her maid as she opened her eyes. Darkness pressed down on her.
Thalassai pinched her eyes closed. She must still be dreaming. The lamp could not have gone out. She counted to five, extending one tight finger after another, working to control the panic that crept into her throat. “The lamp is burning, and Diakonia is still sleeping,” she whispered. She opened her eyes. Darkness enveloped her like a blanket. She raised her hand to her face to push the dark away. She struggled to breathe.
“Diakonia, the oil,” Thalassai whispered. “You let it run out. Come!” There was no answer from her maid. She moved to sit up, and her head swirled. Thalassai lay back and waited for the spinning to stop. Her chest heaved as she drew quick breaths. Too quick. She would faint if she kept this up. She strained to see the shape of the lamp, the chest by the wall of her room, something. “Diakonia,” she called, trying to push her voice through the impenetrable darkness. Thalassai told herself she was too old for this, that the darkness would not smother her. She tried to draw in air slowly, but her throat seized. She needed help just as she had when she was small. She could recite the litany her nurse had taught her so many years before to calm her fear. She did not need to panic.
“With each breath in, I lift the night away with my chest. Now, I blow the darkness away with my breath.” Thalassai felt tears running across her temples. “Again, I push the dark away with my chest, then with my outgoing breath.” She forced herself to continue. “The dark will not smother me. I will breathe in and with the air; I take in a piece of darkness and make it part of me.”
Thalassai did not want the darkness inside of her. She held her breath. Nurse used to remind her that she could not do that for long. Soon, she would have to breathe, let in the dark. “I am an adult now. I am not afraid of the dark,” she whispered. She did not believe her own words. “So taste the dark; see what it teaches you.” It was her brother Melanion, who had told her that. Her brother always told her she was stronger than she thought.
More tears fell, wetting her cheeks. She opened her mouth to taste the air. There was a hint of salt, like the sea she was named after, but this salt came from her fear-filled tears. “That did not help,” she whispered to her brother who was not there. “I already knew I was afraid.”
Melanion would laugh if she said that. He would tell her a story about something fearful he had faced. “Even you, Thalassai, facing such a moment, you would discover strength and courage,” he said so many times. Thalassai held on to the picture of her brother laughing beside her bed.
She would be strong. She would figure out what had gone wrong with the lamp. She pulled herself to a sitting position and curled her legs beneath her.
Little lights swirled in front of her eyes. Her head spun, and the bed seemed to move up and down like the boat in the dream. She put her hands down to steady herself and pulled them back as if they burned. This could not be. These were not the silken sheets of her bed! She reached down with her right hand. The bed linens were rough like the ones on the ship when she traveled with her father to visit Athens and Corinth. But she was in the palace at Tiryns, wasn’t she?
“Diakonia,” she whispered, though she knew now that her maid could not hear her. She placed her hands on her lap so she would not have to feel the bedclothes, but she could not escape the gentle up and down, the rocking motion of a ship at anchor. How had she gotten onto a boat!
To get a copy of the book, just go to http://www.torquerebooks.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=83&products_id=4071
Do keep in touch by checking out my blog at openonemore.com or follow me on facebook at https://www.facebook.com/cathyhirdwriter.
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